This is very important to know.
Woke up on a couch after a night of smoking beers and drinking weed with work chums. I’m just trying to get high - I’m only here for the beer < My Motto. Emerge into weather which is unseasonably disgusting. Ride the train home with all the commuters. I start to think that maybe I should start taking things in my life more seriously. Then I see a newspaper headline: Segway owner dies by riding Segway off cliff. Nah, I don’t think I will.
