(Via)
I like to think of myself as a good SWPL when it comes to ethnic foods, but I must offer this warning: do not drink orange blossom water. It tastes like perfume smells.
A Thousand Year Mike (Michael’s new band)
A Thousand Year Tyke (Forever a man child)
A Thousand Year Dyke (Good engineering)
A Thousand Year Psyche (Enduring mischeviousness)
A Thousand Year Like (The longest crush)
“Is this a can of TaB® Energy in my hand or does your cock just taste that good?”
Libertarian preteen campaigns for Junior High president on the issue of, “These are my video games. I don’t have to let you play if I don’t want to.”
Q: What is a cat’s favorite car?
A: A Purrari!
A cartoon where a father in the KGB tells his disappointed son, “Well, there is always industrial espionage.”
REDWATCH ONLINE
Whenever I get scared of crypto socialists in my midst, I go straight to the out and out Nazis because they are far more legitimate.
Stand Up Comedy
(20 plays)Q: What is carstranger’s favorite Morrissey song?
A: “You’re the One for Me, Fatty”
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!
Never even mind the beating from classmates; Gay teens today suffer from such a lack of positive role models [Britney Spears, the gay Real World stars, the circuit boys as the local bar] that who can be surprised that they beat themselves down submission with low self-esteem?
—Brandon Alexander, XY Magazine’s Director of Operations
