Toucan Sam to endorse Obama.
Backyard Poppy Farm Surrounded, Hidden by Sumac Farm
Cute Colombian Girls that Need Help are Cute, Helpless
Pizza Party Goes As Planned
PayPal Account Opened to Charge $5 for Pictures of Ke$ha’s Butthole
Vegetarian Dies Alone, Hungry
A Whole New Take on the ‘Staycation’
There is a new trend for those looking go away: the HiberVacation. A portmanteau of hibernation and vacation, it involves participants being put into an extended sleep state which scientists have described as, “dream heavy.”
The participants are hooked up to a catheter and a food bag to prevent them from starving to death. Currently the trials are available for one and two week periods. The effect of being asleep for a week in a “dream heavy” state may make the dreams seem like years to the participants. Pioneered by the Oneirica Institute, they are currently being advertised as, “The Ultimate Dream Vacation.”
Millennial Bloggers Contemplate Collective Social Identities, Lose Sleep
Americans: All Up In Your Bar
Woman Upset About Being Referred To As “That Bitch,” Being Kind of a Bitch About It
Popular blogger, The Pop Fop, was arrested today for scrawling, “White Pride Worldwide” on the walls of a CVS bathroom with a gel pen
Police also found copious amounts of xanax and cannabis on his person. When questioned about this, he tried to sell the officers a time share in the Amelia Islands.
